You Made it Here - Good Going!
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You weren't supposed to be here. How did you end up here? Well, while you were reading this sentence, we already did a precursory scan of your online data - social media, file architecture in your cloud software, we even did our best with our AI-assisted thought-reading software to figure it out. Our best guess is that you followed a QR code. Are you in the habit of scanning random QR codes? How odd.
What to Do Now that You've Come Here
Despair. SUFFER! It wasn't supposed to be this way, was it? Would you like some tea? It's scalding hot, for your reference. We will dump a pot of it onto your spiritual body posthaste if you read this sentence while thinking about it.
Breathe. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
Live. Love. Languish. Did we get that right? We're still trying to figure out some of the photo data we've taken from your family members' social media pages. Don't worry, we only keep data in our records for one human lifetime.
You wanted some more? No problem, we've got some for you. Don't worry about where they go, we've made sure they're more innocuous than the first one you scanned. Unless you scanned the QR code of the day, in which case, it's already too late.
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